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Quality Dutch Flowers
Top head chef newly recruited from china
Open due to unforeseen circumstances
Scarf’s
Derek Buys…
The Codfather
Piggies
Free Poo Today
Really useful shop
Codfather
Door Bang
Happy Mondays
Bunting found in the candle aisle
Micro Hottie
Men’s Trousers 50p
Captain Morgan Specied
Fab Coat
Hand Held Pizza
Ridiculous Gifting Possibilities
Very large fresh British eggs
We only do bargains
Why not come in for meat or veg?
Tea, Coffee, Pop Tarts
Eel in Bum
Do not feed the lion
Creap creamy powder
Frying new potatoes
Male tonic
Unattended children
Crinkly Ironing Service
Caged hens
Love Closed
Crunky Ball Nude
Royal Wedding for Wines
Eating instructions
Magic
No fun
Walked the sand with crustaceans
Iconic portraits below
Swap for France
Bargain Balls
Shopping trolley with chair
We need
New Fish Finger sandwich
Push the door stronger
Theatre Sex Toy Horror
Ten Thanks
Beer only 79p
Save your tears
Hot Hot Hot
Unexpected surprise
Dick Liquor
Two dollar door
Nails painted 5p
I ♥ Haribo
Hippies use side door
Full body spray tan
Sardine CCTV
Both right hands
Despite the plagues
Staff Wanted
Pots no lids
Remove
Wellies
Hair refund
Drive Thru
Perms
Gran with shovel fights giant fox